To the Editor,
I’ll be honest, I’ve never found advice columns useful. I used to read my horoscope daily, etching the outline of my life by what I had read, even though the words of encouragement or the possibility of arguable foreshadowing was written by a complete and total stranger, but once I realized that all the “good fortune” and “good luck” was never coming my way, despite my moon being in Uranus or whatever, I gave up with it. I, like any normal teenage girl, turned to my friends for advice and support, but I got a whole lot of nothing. Why? I’ll tell you.
I’ve never been the “p